Sanchez’s Guide to Wolof
Everybody needs to learn Wolof, the language of African love.
I have provided for you a helpful guide and some links.
Wolof is spoken by wealthy Gambians and inconsiderate Senegalese. It is an ancient tongue, complete with over 1,000 curse words. Good luck!
Online Wolof verb conjugator / Wolof course signup
Catholic college freaks out over sexy candy wrappers
Usually, it takes a lot to piss off the fine folks at St. Blasien Jesuit College in Switzerland, but apparently pornographic candy wrappers are right up there.
“The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure.”
“We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus.”
Yo, I don’t know how much is actually being depicted on these wrappers. I’m all for preserving the sanctity of our candy wrappings, but this is ludicrous.
Their vicious anti-candyporn campaign is a shameful way of attracting students to the school, and for using his name vainly this way, Jesus will surely torch their campus.
Buffoons go on “Da Vinci Code” tour around Paris
shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up. shut up.
Official home of the US Air Guitar Championships
Do you have what it takes to be a star?
Did you drink toxic paint as a child?
Do you have a tattoo of a skateboarding rat on your thigh?
Then get your life together and save up for the US Air Guitar Championships entrance fee. You have until next summer to come up with $25.
Remember all of those times your mother spanked you for pretending to play the “Pour Some Sugar On Me” solo?
She’ll eat that hand for discouraging you when you bring home (your parents basement) the $2,500 prize and a rare, vintage Camaro shower cap. Rawk.
