Bea Arthur causes terrorist scare in Boston
For the first time in history, watching Fox news @ 10 was worthwhile. As soon as I heard “Bea Arthur” and “terrorist” on the newscast, I nearly choked on my epoisse. At Logan Airport, Bea Arthur aka “Devious B” plotted to bring a pocketknife onboard a Cape Air flight, and when she was busted for it, she started a sarcastic tirade that somehow convinced top security officials to let her board the plane.
Among the sarcastic comments that were taken lightly were, “We’re all doomed”, “I’ll kill that guy over there if I have to”, and “Do you want to drink blood?”
Student Booked For Clogging Toilet
this has to be the most embarassing arrest ever. if anyone can top this, please feel free.
not only was he arrested and embarassed in front of his friends and ladies, but people like me are reporting it, the local news is all over it, the internet is abuzz, his parents know, his college knows, he faces jail and a fine, and he’s been stricken with the gum disease, gingivitis.
Oh Devious B, when will you see the error of your ways? Has the wisdom of sicily been wasted upon your haggard flesh and horse nose?
Comment by gnutz — August 26, 2004 @ 10:21 am
Devious B gets what she wants. One time, she went to an Italian deli in Brooklyn, ordered a chicken parm, and refused to pay.
She ate the entire sandwich in 2 bites right in front of the shopkeeper, suckerpunched him, and beat him nearly to death.
All because he said “Hey, the Golden Girls is a funny show, and you’re great on it.”
Comment by chris — August 26, 2004 @ 11:39 am
I’d like to report a clogged toilet at 59 linden on 8/22/04. Any clues that lead to the arrest of the perpetrators will be substantially rewarded. I know it was you “Crapmaster!” I just can’t prove it yet.
Comment by Joseph Mama — August 27, 2004 @ 11:04 am