11:55 AM AST - Cold War: Part Deux
US-Russia rematch sparks Cold War of words
Athens - Let it be officially known in the annals of history: Women’s basketball restarted the Cold War. In an unprecedented intersection of politics and sports, the game between the United States and Russia in Olympic women’s hoops has sparked a multi-national conflict, and all talks have broken off.
The Russians are threatening to use an obese Siberian power forward to intentionally foul Lisa Leslie hard if the United States does not disarm its silos in Sri Lanka. U.S. ambassadors tried to appease the Russkies by allowing a 20 point advantage before the start of the game, but Russia insists possible use of nuclear force or invasion. Details to come.
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Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
| I went sightseeing today. After I saw Delphi, I went to the coast and took pictures on the beach. I accidentally took a photo of some mobsters dumping a body into the Aegean, so they chased my car back to Athens, and now I’m trapped in a parking garage hiding in the backseat of my car with my laptop. Please, someone help me! |
