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It’s intimidating for the rest of us when one of the most successful athletes in history is successful in his/her side projects. Olympic track great Carl Lewis’ side project happens to be acting.

And he’s… well… brilliant.

Lewis’ illustrious resume’ includes:

-Dirty Laundry (1987)
-Speed Zone! (1989)
-Atomic Twister (2002) (TV)
-Alien Hunter (2003)

and coming soon…
-Tournament of Dreams (2004)

For his role in Atomic Twister, Carl Lewis was awarded the Screen Actor’s Guild Best Actor award (above right) in 2002, edging out the crowd favorite, Russell Crowe, who later verbally assaulted Carl at a SAG afterparty because of it.

Lewis has co-starred alongside such Hollywood legends as John Candy, Sonny Bono, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, and Rae’Ven Larrymore Kelly.

The latest rumors surrounding Lewis’ acting forays include a project with filmmaker Michael Moore and a softcore cable-porn feature with Oksana Baiul, to be released in Spring 2005.

FMI: Carl Lewis @ imdb.com

Just thought I’d point out that Fox redid their Family Guy site:

Newly-redesigned Official Family Guy site

Planet Family Guy - unofficial goodness

11:55 AM AST - Cold War: Part Deux

US-Russia rematch sparks Cold War of words

Athens - Let it be officially known in the annals of history: Women’s basketball restarted the Cold War. In an unprecedented intersection of politics and sports, the game between the United States and Russia in Olympic women’s hoops has sparked a multi-national conflict, and all talks have broken off.

The Russians are threatening to use an obese Siberian power forward to intentionally foul Lisa Leslie hard if the United States does not disarm its silos in Sri Lanka. U.S. ambassadors tried to appease the Russkies by allowing a 20 point advantage before the start of the game, but Russia insists possible use of nuclear force or invasion. Details to come.

	Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent
	I went sightseeing today. After I saw Delphi, I went to the coast and took pictures on the beach. I accidentally took a photo of some mobsters dumping a body into the Aegean, so they chased my car back to Athens, and now I’m trapped in a parking garage hiding in the backseat of my car with my laptop. Please, someone help me!

Bea Arthur causes terrorist scare in Boston

For the first time in history, watching Fox news @ 10 was worthwhile. As soon as I heard “Bea Arthur” and “terrorist” on the newscast, I nearly choked on my epoisse. At Logan Airport, Bea Arthur aka “Devious B” plotted to bring a pocketknife onboard a Cape Air flight, and when she was busted for it, she started a sarcastic tirade that somehow convinced top security officials to let her board the plane.

Among the sarcastic comments that were taken lightly were, “We’re all doomed”, “I’ll kill that guy over there if I have to”, and “Do you want to drink blood?”

Student Booked For Clogging Toilet

this has to be the most embarassing arrest ever. if anyone can top this, please feel free.

not only was he arrested and embarassed in front of his friends and ladies, but people like me are reporting it, the local news is all over it, the internet is abuzz, his parents know, his college knows, he faces jail and a fine, and he’s been stricken with the gum disease, gingivitis.