Cuban Farmer Breeds Dwarf Cows

and it’s just the beginning. soon, not only will every Cuban family be able to raise a milk-giving cow in their own homes, but work is being done to midgetize actual Cubans, too.

this is so that walls of buildings will only have to be constructed to a 5-foot height instead of the usual 7′. the government estimates that by 2025, 85% of Cuba’s population will be dwarves and the nation will have saved $35 billion and 275 million tons of materials by lowering all constructed walls.

Dave Matthews Band sued over waste dumping

The Kings of Human Waste have struck again. After dousing a Chicago concert crowd with 1,500 lbs. of aural excrement, the band decided to dump 800 lbs. of human waste from their tour bus onto 100 people on a boat below.

The dumping was to mark the 5th anniversary of when lead singer Dave Matthews defecated onstage and threw it at Meadowlands concert attendees. After that incident, three separate pieces of the feces were later sold on eBay from $50 to $8,000.