6:20AM AST - No love for gypsies
Athens’ gypsies being kept hidden during Olympics
Athens - I always knew that the return of the Olympic Games to Athens would mark the beginning of the Gypsy War. Now it’s all coming together.
Greek officials have been herding the 1.5 million or so gypsies of Athens to live in landfills while their homes are being demolished for parking lots. All it will take is one inspirational speech from Johnny Depp, a gypsy himself, and we will have ourselves a full-blown gypsy rampage over the Greek countryside.
“If only we had electricity and running water — we would be kings.”
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Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
| Three days ago, I was wandering around the badminton facility, and out back I saw Puck from the Real World injecting ‘roids into a member of the Chinese team. As I began to question them about it, they jumped me with knives and brass knuckles. I woke up 15 minutes ago in a dumpster, but with both kidneys. Whew, that was lucky! |
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