10:00AM AST – Men’s Gymnasstics

Athens - You know what they say about gymnasstics: “if you fall on your ass, you’ll win a gold medal.” once again, the mantra held true in the circus-esque sport when Paul “Mia” Hamm was rewarded with a gold medal for landing on his ass during the vault.

“We need more gymnassts to land on their rumps and hindquarters – it’s the only reason most people watch this crap, so it’s great for the sport,” a U.S. Olympic coach said.

	Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent
	Greek food RULES, bitch! Gawd, lamb’s wool soup and raisin wine are to DIE for. I had 2 gallons of each yesterday… heehee… couldn’t help myself!