10:00AM AST - Men’s Gymnasstics
Athens - You know what they say about gymnasstics: “if you fall on your ass, you’ll win a gold medal.” once again, the mantra held true in the circus-esque sport when Paul “Mia” Hamm was rewarded with a gold medal for landing on his ass during the vault.
“We need more gymnassts to land on their rumps and hindquarters - it’s the only reason most people watch this crap, so it’s great for the sport,” a U.S. Olympic coach said.
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Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
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