Dead Phish Fan Still Not Identified

I never really thought of Phish fans as shady, just goofy. I figured everyone just rolled up to Phish concerts in their mom’s station wagons, not wash their hair for 2 days, and go back to Lamington College. But once and a while, a total straggler shows up at a gig and manages to randomly die in a stranger’s tent. This concert was just no different.

Costco begins test marketing caskets

Costco Vice President, Dick Reginald, said on Tuesday that Costco is initiating a plan to branch out into several new markets, including caskets. “At Costco, we’re determined to make every facet of peoples’ lives discount- and bulk-oriented,” Reginald said. Over the next six months, Reginald says Costco will start selling embalming fluids, bulk live seafood, and will open several in-store abortion clinics around the nation.