it’s pretty much BYOB but we’ll furnish crappy beer in case we need to get someone drunk in a pinch.

bring yourself and anyone else if we know you.

You can get the interactive map and all that by clicking on the pic above

“Official homepage of the Gambian gymnastics team”

Update: if the trailer is any indication, this series will be horrible

i don’t know how many of us realize it or remember it, but Family Guy creator Seth Macfarlane has a new series coming out on Fox in 2005 called American Dad (as if the logo didn’t give it away)

Various characters will include the Stan Smith family, Roger, the “sarcastic space alien”, and Klaus, the “lascivious, German-speaking goldfish”

Download the American Dad pilot

Fox’s Official American Dad Pseudo-site

Unofficial American Dad site

FYI: Tonight, August 18th, and a week from now, August 25th, Fox is playing MacFarlane’s favorite episodes - in 2-hour blocks starting at 8/7c - Info

Dead Phish Fan Still Not Identified

I never really thought of Phish fans as shady, just goofy. I figured everyone just rolled up to Phish concerts in their mom’s station wagons, not wash their hair for 2 days, and go back to Lamington College. But once and a while, a total straggler shows up at a gig and manages to randomly die in a stranger’s tent. This concert was just no different.

Costco begins test marketing caskets

Costco Vice President, Dick Reginald, said on Tuesday that Costco is initiating a plan to branch out into several new markets, including caskets. “At Costco, we’re determined to make every facet of peoples’ lives discount- and bulk-oriented,” Reginald said. Over the next six months, Reginald says Costco will start selling embalming fluids, bulk live seafood, and will open several in-store abortion clinics around the nation.

9:00AM AST - Calendar

Athens - A calendar is being planned by the IOC to show off its most confusing assets, female gymnasts. The calendar, tentatively titled “Short & Sweet”, will feature several of this year’s competitors in various poses, such as the ones shown. The IOC says the calendar will promote gymnastics, female equality, and the self-struggle most men feel when seeing such pictures.

 

3:30PM AST - Panic & Chaos

Athens - at the Olympic Village, where over 10,000 Olympians are residing during the Games, all hell has broken loose as food services has run out of everything except for sweet potato pie. Early reports indicate that the Swedish delegation began setting fire to the cafeteria but in an unrelated incident. Death toll update coming soon. Details to follow.

	Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent
	You know the jackass who dove off a board in a tutu? He was sitting next to me in the stands, and i bet him $100 that he wouldn’t do it. He did, and thanks to the vicious Greek police who took him away, I didn’t even have to pay up. Sweet.