Puerto Rico Defeats US in Basketball, Greek God Hephaestus to award their bravery
After the US lost to Puerto Rico, Hephaestus, the Greek God of Blacksmiths awarded the Puerto Ricans with new gold Hub Caps. “He really tricked out my ride..” Said Puerto Rican Player Luis Pollocabeza.
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Apollo Creed Greek Olympic Leisure Correspondent |
| The Opening Ceremonies are tonight and I got VIP tickets! I’ll be sitting next to Andy Rooney and Lisa Kudrow. Andy Rooney? Pee-yew! Why couldn’t it have been David Hasselhoff instead?*Sigh* |
