it appears that both Tropical Storms Bonnie and Charley will slide their way up the Atlantic seaboard and end up drenching Boston, despite my tribal dance for a sunny weekend.
Kicking Hurricane Alex’s ass in terms of lives affected or sharks sucked into the air, both of these storms are in a duel to see how many Floridians they can make evacuate
Duh: Research suggests that guys with girl’s names are perceived as less attractive.
Just when you thought it was ok to be a guy named Cindy, you realize that it is not ok at all…Good to hear that MIT has aimed their research towards studies using pictures from Hot Or Not rather than say working on Nuclear Fusion.
U.S. women beat Greeks in Olympic soccer
it’s the end of an era in Greek women’s soccer. from now on, they will no longer be the laughing stock of the soccer world. the team vows to train harder, run faster, and use far more poisoned feta to get to the pinnacle of soccer, where they last were in 786 B.C. before Mesopotamia beat them 3-1 in the World Cup championship game.
Most people I know, have found this story shocking. They wonder “how does a game of solitare lead to a couple arguing and then one by one jumping out of windows? They forget the tale of Oedipus, when his chariot was run off the road how did he respond? With Murder. Lesson here is that there is no such thing as a small argument in Greece.
IOC allows Transexuals to Compete
So you are born a man and decide you want to be a woman, should this prevent you from competing for the gold? certainly not. However, in the past the East German and Chinese Female Olympians have been known for using some extra male hormones, does this mean they should no longer be shamed? Should they have just stitched up their love hole, and stapled on a hot dog, in addition to taking these hormones? I feel badly for all those years of judging the masculine female East German Olympic Athletes..Additionally, I predict a sudden emergence of successful “Male” Chinese athletes.
Cat pounces on pilot mid-flight
it appears that Evil has struck again. but this time, her plot was foiled. the offending beast was rounded, not after a short fight by any means, then stuffed into a mini-fridge for the remainder of the flight.
the unselfish heroics were noted:
“We, le Brussels Airlines, wish to thank the passengers that displayed such bravery yesterday. Of course, le medical compensation will be gratefully provided to those who lost loved ones or are currently rehabilitating their vicious wounds. We thank you for risking all to capture le Furred One, and now the proper authorities will take appropriate action.”
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How does the 86-year-old get arrested at an Upper East Side restaurant?
He clones himself, and then again, creating a mini-army of three Mike Wallaces. One is in Florida, one is in Washington(Upstate), and one is in NYC. The NYC brother seems to have malfunctioned a la Short Circuit 2, but the other Mike Wallaces and Viacom, Inc. have informed us that the glitch will not occur again.
Police: Wedding guests eat victim
chomp CHOMP. you think you have wacky wedding stories?
apparently it goes, guy accidentally touches bride’s ass. her dad and a bunch of family thugs take the guy out of the wedding to a secluded area, have their way with him, and stab him to a painful death.
and then ate him. which apparently became a family bonding moment with man teaching son and such. someone suggested it may have been due to drunkenness. uh, nooo-ooo. but, they said the chiraz went well with the meat.
