August 9, 2004

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Report: Nixon Drunk In ‘73 Crisis

was there ever a time when Nixon wasn’t drunk?

during the Arab/Israeli conflict of 1973, Nixon and Frank Sinatra defeated Kissinger and PM Heath in a best-of-five series of beirut. It is said Nixon had approximately 17 drinks that evening, and before stumbling off to bed, he ordered a full Jordanian armament with intent to march on Rome.

Sign Language-Speaking Gorilla Calls For The Dentist

after Leroy signed out the words “dentist” and “tooth”, researchers at the zoo began drilling on two of his rear molars, sending the ape into a fit of murderous rage, injuring 9 zoo employees before being put down. studies of video tapes of the gorilla indicate he actually signed out the words “teddy” and “bear”

Sex offender can live and work near school for now, judge rules

talk about a sketchy situation. or “a Tennesseer” as i call them. the dude was convicted of molesting or doing a child or something back in 2000 and the 1000-foot rule didnt go into effect until 2003, so what do you do? apparently you allow a convicted, felonious sex offender to continue to live near a school, just because of some irrelevant pseudo-right that he’s got - thanks Tennessee.

his brother, who is also a sex offender, was apparently the judge at the proceedings. hey, looks like li’l susie won’t make it to school today.

News — Posted by: chris @ 9:55 am


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