School For Immigrants Declared Unfit

So there is a clear business idea here: Create a somewhat cheap “school” that gives diplomas to immigrants so that they can get a job in the US without having to deal with lengthy legitimate educational institutes… This seems to be the purpose of the California Alternative High School.

this seems only mildly shady, somewhere near New Jersey in the shadyness scale… But what moves it to the Tijuana level of shadyness is that its courses and textbooks teach stuff that is not correct… For example: “The US has 53 States, however the flag was not updated to include stars for Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico.” I can find two things wrong with this statement and I swear it is a federal offense to suggest that Puerto Rico is a state.

Report: Nixon Drunk In ‘73 Crisis

was there ever a time when Nixon wasn’t drunk?

during the Arab/Israeli conflict of 1973, Nixon and Frank Sinatra defeated Kissinger and PM Heath in a best-of-five series of beirut. It is said Nixon had approximately 17 drinks that evening, and before stumbling off to bed, he ordered a full Jordanian armament with intent to march on Rome.

Sign Language-Speaking Gorilla Calls For The Dentist

after Leroy signed out the words “dentist” and “tooth”, researchers at the zoo began drilling on two of his rear molars, sending the ape into a fit of murderous rage, injuring 9 zoo employees before being put down. studies of video tapes of the gorilla indicate he actually signed out the words “teddy” and “bear”

Sex offender can live and work near school for now, judge rules

talk about a sketchy situation. or “a Tennesseer” as i call them. the dude was convicted of molesting or doing a child or something back in 2000 and the 1000-foot rule didnt go into effect until 2003, so what do you do? apparently you allow a convicted, felonious sex offender to continue to live near a school, just because of some irrelevant pseudo-right that he’s got – thanks Tennessee.

his brother, who is also a sex offender, was apparently the judge at the proceedings. hey, looks like li’l susie won’t make it to school today.