Husband & wife destroy their limos in violent Dorchester chase

and the story just keeps getting better. i cant possibly summarize this any better than what the entire article says. a must read.

Mexican model seeks record breasts

this silly slut has already had 9 implant operations, and she’s planning 4 more, for a record of 13. if you took the amount of saline to be lodged in the dame’s chest, you could fill up a salt-water aquarium large enough to hold 2 adult barracudas and have enough left over to store your contact lenses for a month.

Wine delivery truck overturns, spills cargo on road

For the third time this year, Hawthorne, New York had a pack of hobos lick their streets. as the wine flowed down the drains late Thursday evening, approximately 17 local and non-local hobos were on the scene within minutes, licking up every precious drop they could off the asphalt. it’s estimated that about 400 gallons of wine were consumed and only 170 were lost to the gutters.

in March, the town’s council sponsored a “Street Cleanup Day” at which about 50 hobos were invited and paid $1/hour each to lick the streets of Hawthorne clean. Everyone, including the Mayor and the hobos, agrees it was a success.

and in May, an ice cream truck was stolen and joyridden through the streets of Hawthorne, and ultimately slammed into a telephone pole at 40 mph, causing the frozen cargo to be spilled onto the pavement of Greasewood Avenue. after about only a third of the soft-serve had melted, a half-dozen hobos were on the scene with dangling tongues and makeshift spoons. in mere minutes only a thin, sugary residue remained.