Friday

Crappy old people can’t handle Ronstadt’s opinion

you suckthis is ridiculous. this is all because it’s still early in the campaigns and baby boomers are so afraid of choosing sides this soon that they’ll avoid any public opinion that could influence them. they like to sit at their kitchen tables, drink their gourmet coffee, read the paper, and quietly think about the politics they choose to acknowledge. this way, they can answer their kids’ simple questions or calmly explain why they’re right about everything, but when it comes down to a debate, they’d prefer to just drive away in a soothing, non-political Lexus. the 6-cd changer won’t argue why Bush’s foreign policy is a joke and that they’re idiots for thinking it’s legit. and god forbid you ever ask one of them who they’re voting for, they’ll react as if you just slapped their kid on a soccer field. ah, don’t forget that we have these charlatans to thank for making liberalism a cartoon back in the 60′s.

Horse-flesh-flavored ice cream debuts in Japan

when i told you back in 2001: “There will be a sweeping wave of horse-flesh-flavored food products that will start in Japan and take the world market by storm”, you spat on my shoes. well, now i spit in your face. anyway, between the knife-proof childrens’ clothes, cubed watermelons, and now this, who else votes that Japan should not be allowed to invent anything ever again?

The Good:
FBI bulletin sees no credible threat at Boston DNC

The Bad:
Dutch limit abortion ship’s work

The Ugly:
Kirstie Alley to star in reality-comedy series about an overweight celebrity

Posted on by chris Posted in News

8 Responses to Friday

  1. Denise

    I buy a ticket to hear the tunes, to escape in the music, but not to get a political opinion. Even when I agree with the politics, it’s not why I pay to get in.

  2. chris

    i’m not arguing that.

    i’m arguing that such a simple dedication to Michael Moore made these people want to get out of their seats in a commotion, walk out of the theatre, and miss the final song.

    it’s not like she said “die, piggies, die” and went on a rant of some kind, she just dedicated a song. that’s it. really.

    and these people physically left the show because it. as if any opinion in an “open” semi-public forum is brash to them, but tagged along for the free speech movements of the ’60s.

    benedict arnolds. hope they choke on it.

  3. Snackmaster3K

    Even after being trapped in a command center all day looking at crappy anarchist web sites, i still do not find Kirstie Alley attractive

  4. gnutz

    Well, we all knew that once Denise chimed in, synapticblur would become a ghost town.

    Hello, Denise.

  5. Joseph Mama

    C4-get with it, I’m really getting tired of reading the ‘crappy old people” story and the “horse-flavored icecream” crud. but worst of all, is that you stalled on probably one of the worst pics of the day ever. Couldn’t you have at least gotten lazy when Kiera Knightley was up!?!

  6. gnutz

    Seriously! That Knightly shizz was OFF THE HOOKS

  7. Sars

    c4- you know you want to post something new… c’mon….

  8. Sars

    I suggest that you just shut down the site- no one really liked it in the first place…

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