Hawk Flies Into Powerlines, Ignites, Sets Off California Wildfire

so obviously the wildfire wasn’t a natural one. and if anyone tries to blame the hawk and say it’s “nature” at work, they’re idiots. the government needs to figure out a solution to having power and telephone lines draped all over this ugly country, so crap like this never happens and we don’t have to look at them any more. talk about scarring the landscape.

Man arrested for keeping alligator and tiger in his New York apartment

i’d be willing to bet that the tiger was less dangerous than half the people in that apartment building. if i had my choice, i’d have preferred the tiger be discovered after it got loose and imposed a massive tragedy on the building. now that’s news.

what’s up with all of the stupid tiger stories in the news these days?

DNC protesters fenced off prison-style

as much as i’d like to see protesters ruffle feathers at the effing DNC, i don’t think it’s out of line to fence them off like that. it’s not their right to gather in the “most convenient manner possible” or anything. it makes them easy targets though. i may take a stroll by the fleet center and toss stinkbombs into the protester area and watch them run into the fence and knock themselves out.

Drunk flight attendants freak out on Russian flight

the only problem with being a drunk Russian flight
attendant is that you have drunk Russian authorities to deal with after you get caught. i would be shocked if any of those attendants survive the “questioning process.” in Russia, plane flies you!