Cowboy monkey to pitch tacos in Minneapolis
this will go down as one of the most taco-related ad campaigns ever to feature a cowboy monkey. Whiplash, a native Texan, has become such a fan favorite in the Twin Cities that the only logical career move is to start making commercials for a taco restaurant.
his distant cousin, the former Anaheim Rally Monkey, was slated to star in tv spots for Taco Bell, but he was found dead in his Beverly Hills mansion from an apparent heroin overdose before filming ever started.
Related: Whiplash’s Homepage
Woman slapped to induce labour in Indian hospital
for centuries, slapping women has been one of India’s most honored traditions. but this is a new era. these days, pimpslapping has evolved into an array of purposeful acts, such as to induce labor.
no longer the recreational gentleman’s game it once was, slapping is now a tool, and it shall carve india’s future. slapping animals, however, is still forbidden.
Woman hit by foul ball at Cardinals game — twice
once in the neck, then in the head. why can’t this happen to giuliani?
7-year-old girl guns down egg-stealing snake
this is the ultimate in redneck justice. the girl regularly sells eggs so when she and her father caught this snake red-handed and “full of eggs”, pappy grabbed a .22, and she shot it in the head. then a couple more times just for fun. according to various reports, the snake was her older sister’s stripper prop, having escaped earlier that day from its velvetine bucket.
