Anti-Bush message on laptop case laundry tags

it’s amazing where you’ll find anti-bush messages these days. in laptop bags, under childrens’ food lids, or just about any square inch of this planet outside of the United States.

this particular message says “We are sorry that Our President is an idiot. We did not vote for him.”

so clever. yey.

Conservative groups accused of illegal aid to Nader

instead of stealing votes the old-fashioned way with messed-up ballots, the conservatives are using nader to steal kerry’s votes. that’s not the problem, but illegal phone calls and donations are. you don’t actually think nader could accomplish anything on his own, do you?

Inmate doesn’t return from funeral leave

the idiot judge didn’t read the prisoner’s file before issuing him the funeral pass. he currently has indictments for first-degree robbery, ditto for burglary, as well as “being a persistent felon.” what on earth would make this judge think it was a good idea to let this guy travel to michigan, with only his word as bond? worst criminal justice system ever.

Blind man banned from saying ‘phlegm’

as with most british blind men, this clown is obsessed with groping breasts and talking about mucus while being helped across the road. so he was given an “asbo” (antisocial behavior order) and ordered never to say the word “phlegm” again. i’m sure the 16 months in jail and a braille thesaurus will be all he needs to get back on his feet again.