Trip to salon turns disastrous
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Most Ridiculous Car Wreck Ever
Location: Russell County, Kansas
Car: 2001 Lexus
Occupants: 2 Chinese people
Length of airborne flight: 101 feet
No. times car rolled over: 6
Narcotics on board: 39 lbs. of cocaine, 69,000 tablets of ecstasy
Survivors not wearing seatbelts: 2 of 2
the moral of the story is if you’re going to speed on the highway with no seatbelt, make sure you have enough coke and ecstasy in your system that you won’t even notice the crash.
Zimbabwe: Cane or breast for naughty pupils
hm tough decision….caning or suckle breast…..caning or suckle breast…..caning or….
Bush Approval Rating Hits Lowest Point in NYT/CBS Poll
you see her…you can’t touch her. you hear her…you can’t hold her. you want her…you can’t have her. you want to…but she won’t let you..
she’s not so special so look what you’ve done, boy
Sadly, when news of this car wreck spreads it will soon be used by The KKK and other hate groups as “argument #2″ for why asians cannot be allowed in NASCAR..
Comment by SnackMaster3K — June 29, 2004 @ 1:25 pm
Worst Bush poll EVER
Comment by gnutz — June 29, 2004 @ 1:49 pm
If they were Man Tits i might have to go for the cane..Jonah would ask to be given both, not that we should judge him.
Comment by SnackMaster3K — June 29, 2004 @ 4:42 pm