Iranian woman gives birth to frog

and she’s going to keep him. while her family urged her to put the frog/child up for adoption, Rita knew they were inseparable from the moment they laid eyes on each other. she imagined his first steps, his first teeball game, and it filled her with joy. no matter how poisonous, amphibian, or vain the frog was, Rita made up her mind to love him unconditionally. this is what she had been waiting for all of her life.

Hippie Woman Scales O’Hare Security Fence

you can keep the terrorists, pedophiles, and tennesseans out with airport fences, but you can’t keep wacked-out hippies away. in typical hippie behavior, some chick was “doing doughnuts”, smoking something, then scaled a 10-foot razor wire fence. then she took a baggage loader on a joyride and unintentionally ridiculed the entire homeland security effort. oh, and by the way, the administration arranged 9/11, so there aren’t even really any terrorists.

Mobiles Phones May Damage Sperm

new and improved! cellphone contraceptives! no, but if this was dateline nbc, i wouldn’t tell you i was kidding. but anyway, sensationalist warnings like these are always quality. they’re usually, like this one, based on only one cause/effect, and are about as helpful in predicting the world series winner as a team’s batting average in april. the study would be far more interesting if instead of reporting lower sperm counts, they reported mutant sperm counts. ho, the possibilities.