For over 20 years, special interest groups and Washington lobbyists have done all they can to keep the memory of Three’s Company in good standing. Their problem, however, is the curse that the show cast upon its original actors. Did it ever occur to you why some of them were replaced? Or why they all struggled so much after the show? Death, famine, plague and pestilence; all of them just facets of the Curse of Three’s Company.
| John Ritter Starred in Problem Child, 2, some crappy sitcom, and Bride of Chucky. Died at an early age from simply far too many bad ideas. Some would say the worst resume in Hollywood. |
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| Joyce Dewitt No work whatsoever. She should’ve put the Violent Communist Party on her resume instead of Three’s Company. In 2001, set the longest unemployment record for an actress. |
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| Suzanne Somers Personally responsible for the Thighmaster. Now pitches horrifying jewelry on HSN. Voted “Most Unexplainably Famous Celebrity” of 2003 by the readers of Entertainment Weekly. |
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| Norman Fell Starred in something called Bud the Chud. Died in 1998. According to his family, after 1978, he never once uttered the phrase “Three’s Company” again, citing “religious reasons”. |
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| Audra Lindley Died in 1997 from sitting in one spot too long. After the show, she retired to a cabin in Vermont and sat in a wooden chair for 19 years and 3 months. While sitting, her pelvis just gave out, and her organs became a deadly, jumbled mess. |
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you forgot that jon ritter did a guest spot on buffy . what will we do with you ?
Comment by christy — June 25, 2004 @ 6:23 pm