Man Divorces Wife; Blames Her Bryan Adams Obsession

a six-foot cardboard cutout of bryan adams in a couple’s bedroom has now led to 370 divorces and 12 murders in the last 10 years. on a personal note, i’ve actually never heard of a more disturbing obsession than this one.

she routinely spends every last bit of money and vacation from work following bryan adams’ tour, and has a “Bryan Adams 69″ tattoo. current vegas odds are 7-to-1 on Ms. Tina Shaw of Blurton, England murdering Bryan Adams in a Misery-esque situation, and 3-to-1 on the ex-Mr. Tina Shaw murdering them both.

Freon From Coke Machine Explosion Turns Deadly

wear your mittens. don’t touch the lobsters. don’t play around exploding coke machines. all those rules your mother laid down being overly protective actually can end up saving you.

apparently when freon gets near flame, it turns into the deadly gas, phosgene, which was used in WWI. so next time you try to rock a vending machine back & forth to get a free Fresca, if it bursts into flames, just hold your breath and calmly walk away.

DMX Arrested at Kennedy Airport

DMX has been known to get himself arrested for a variety of things: weapons, crack, too many pit bulls. but he may have exceeded all of that last night with his arrest for stealing a car out of a JFK parking lot.

police said dmx commented to a friend about how much he adored the baby blue ‘74 chevy nova in the lot earlier, and that he planned to “jack that skeet on the big flo. buck buck.”