June 25, 2004

Unncessary Surgeries permalink

chophere are a few links to some articles/reports/whatever about some problems with unnecesary surgeries. you can look the stats up yourself, cause i only really wonder about how many unnecessary surgeries are performed because a doctor just wants to cut you open or cut a body in general open or whatever. that’s not so good, al.

docsalso, it seems the number of fillings in teeth that were, at the time, unnecessary could be higher than thought. i know now, though, that when my dentist in 1993 said i needed emergency gold replacements for all of my front teeth, my family and i assumed he was concerned for my health at that point.

it’s all good now though, cause i get a lot of acting calls for backstreet boy videos. even though the band is nearly broken up and no more than 2 members show up in any one place now. it’s amazing how fast they went from kids to cokeheads.

-Google search for “unnecessary surgeries”

-Health Plan Accused of Unnecessary Surgeries

-FBI Investigating Unnecessary Surgeries; Raids Redding Medical Center

-2/16/03 60 Minutes Report

General — Posted by: chris @ 6:34 pm

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The Curse of Three’s Company permalink

For over 20 years, special interest groups and Washington lobbyists have done all they can to keep the memory of Three’s Company in good standing. Their problem, however, is the curse that the show cast upon its original actors. Did it ever occur to you why some of them were replaced? Or why they all struggled so much after the show? Death, famine, plague and pestilence; all of them just facets of the Curse of Three’s Company.

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John Ritter
Starred in Problem Child, 2, some crappy sitcom, and Bride of Chucky. Died at an early age from simply far too many bad ideas. Some would say the worst resume in Hollywood.
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Joyce Dewitt
No work whatsoever. She should’ve put the Violent Communist Party on her resume instead of Three’s Company. In 2001, set the longest unemployment record for an actress.
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Suzanne Somers
Personally responsible for the Thighmaster. Now pitches horrifying jewelry on HSN. Voted “Most Unexplainably Famous Celebrity” of 2003 by the readers of Entertainment Weekly.
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Norman Fell
Starred in something called Bud the Chud. Died in 1998. According to his family, after 1978, he never once uttered the phrase “Three’s Company” again, citing “religious reasons”.
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Audra Lindley
Died in 1997 from sitting in one spot too long. After the show, she retired to a cabin in Vermont and sat in a wooden chair for 19 years and 3 months. While sitting, her pelvis just gave out, and her organs became a deadly, jumbled mess.
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General — Posted by: chris @ 2:22 pm

Friday Owns permalink

Man Divorces Wife; Blames Her Bryan Adams Obsession

a six-foot cardboard cutout of bryan adams in a couple’s bedroom has now led to 370 divorces and 12 murders in the last 10 years. on a personal note, i’ve actually never heard of a more disturbing obsession than this one.

she routinely spends every last bit of money and vacation from work following bryan adams’ tour, and has a “Bryan Adams 69″ tattoo. current vegas odds are 7-to-1 on Ms. Tina Shaw of Blurton, England murdering Bryan Adams in a Misery-esque situation, and 3-to-1 on the ex-Mr. Tina Shaw murdering them both.

Freon From Coke Machine Explosion Turns Deadly

wear your mittens. don’t touch the lobsters. don’t play around exploding coke machines. all those rules your mother laid down being overly protective actually can end up saving you.

apparently when freon gets near flame, it turns into the deadly gas, phosgene, which was used in WWI. so next time you try to rock a vending machine back & forth to get a free Fresca, if it bursts into flames, just hold your breath and calmly walk away.

DMX Arrested at Kennedy Airport

DMX has been known to get himself arrested for a variety of things: weapons, crack, too many pit bulls. but he may have exceeded all of that last night with his arrest for stealing a car out of a JFK parking lot.

police said dmx commented to a friend about how much he adored the baby blue ‘74 chevy nova in the lot earlier, and that he planned to “jack that skeet on the big flo. buck buck.”

News — Posted by: chris @ 12:51 pm

Kerry?? Naw, man, THIS small permalink

i'm not lying, kerry's is really this small

Pics — Posted by: chris @ 11:55 am

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