“Africa’s Largest Importer of Counterfeit Amstel Light”
June 23, 2004
Don’t Ask Day 
Worldwide terrorism at 21-year high
you gotta love a headline like that. no matter what nonsense they could be talking about in the article, they’ve got your attention. and now i have yours. good kitty…
State Dept. doubles ‘03 terrorism death toll
just goes to show you that no matter how powerful and important you are, you can always royally screw something up, or lie about it, and fix it later and no one will care.
Millions of unnecessary Pap smears performed
i’m not even sure what to say about this. i’ve been laughing for 30 minutes and counting, so when i’m done, i’ll let you know.
New York to Revive “Miss Subway” Beauty Contests
um, talk about the worst title for a beauty pageant. the name makes me think that 20 hobos, tracy morgan, and asexual former mayor ed koch get together once a year and give the honor and the glory to roughly 10 women, as best as i can tell. actually, i wonder…what’s the worst beauty pageant in the world…?…
