Israel wants moat along border between Egypt, Gaza
haha, i love it when a nation does something hilarious on a large scale. seriously, a moat? who comes up with this stuff? i guess it’s to prevent people from smuggling weapons by digging tunnels, not to keep dragons and the french out, like my moat.
Man Sets World Worm-Eating Record
this dude ate 200 earthworms in 30 seconds, beating the previous record held by Mark “Boss” Hogg. the best i’ve ever done is 150 earthworms in 27 seconds, but i’m starting to think it’s time for a new hobby, cause worms are just way too expensive.
CIA agent on trial for beating Afghan prisoner to death
sadly, just another POW murder courtesy of Rummy’s troops. but, this guy is only being charged with 2 counts of assault and 2 counts of assault w/ a dangerous weapon, the flashlight. it must be nice to commit vicious crimes and not get punished. also, the apparent murders of no less than 12 other prisoners are also being investigated. what a wonderful world.
Madonna changes name to Esther
um…ok.
