Nauseatingly cool Gondry-esque animation
i guess this mostly reminds me of the Chemical Brothers’ Let Forever Be video. and waking up this morning. props if you can look at it for more than 3 seconds.

Baby developed in liver, not womb
one of the most disturbing things i heard all day. i wonder what the most distant part of the body to the uterus that a fetus has ever successfully grown up in is…hmm……

Photos of Francesco Totti’s spitting incident
his story is that Poulsen’s hair was on fire and he was putting it out any way he could. the problem is, Totti set the fire in the first place. but it’s ok because i can only imagine how much of a total pimp Totti is in everyday life.

Ridiculous amount of Daily Show clips and stuff
this is for research purposes only. if you need to look up something from a past episode of the show to make a joke or tell someone about it, that’s fine, but if you go here out of boredom, take a deep breath and just walk out the nearest door and don’t stop for a while.

Pfork review: Junior Boys - Last Exit
sounds pretty interesting. definitely worth the 45 seconds to find it on soulseek. terrible name though.

“She-pee” urinals at Glastonbury
it appears that the female urination device industry is booming as of late. this is about the 4th mention of these things i’ve heard in the last 6 months. soon, women will be enjoy peeing on sidewalks, fences, dogs, and graves as much as men do.

“Web’s #1 Karl Malone Fansite since 1990″

Female Sexual Desire Patch Effective in Trial

this planet is about to get 200% better. once the jackalopes at the FDA approve this junk, the earth will enter into a Golden Age, in which art, politics, economies, and sweet carnal activities will all be elevated to shocking levels of excellence.

Death Toll from Toxic Iranian Homebrew Reaches 22

this reminds me of the punch we had at one of our parties this winter. i think the lab analysis concluded that the contents of said punch included varying amounts of everclear, cranberry juice, scotch tape, heroin, and the yolks of two large rhinocerous eggs. to this day i praise the gods that i didn’t imbibe any of it, otherwise the death count would’ve hit 22 as well.

Bee truck crashes in Montana; Bees go on rampage

…and dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?

11-year-old Indian genius develops AIDS and cancer treatment

yeah, what were YOU doing by the time you were 11? probably still eating crayons. this kid would certainly be making headlines for decades to come if it wasn’t for the fact that geniuses are regarded as witches in most eastern cultures and typically killed or imprisoned before they reach reproductive ages.