June 9, 2004

Missing In Action permalink

i was just thinking it’d be pretty sweet if all of the sudden i was kidnapped by the CIA because of something i said on this site or on AIM or whatever. it’d be probably be bad for my health but who knows the crazy things that would happen that i could never tell anyone about.

well anyway, the point is, if i all up and disappear some day, consider that an option i guess.

General — Posted by: chris @ 10:30 pm


7 Comments »

  1. This is like Mel in Conspiracy Theory. Hmmm…do you think your on to something or just on something? I hear they’re really cracking down on the Bloggers who are on to their evil cloning schemes to regurgitate republicans like so many cats. Careful Mr. Chris!!


    Comment by D — June 9, 2004 @ 11:35 pm
  2. well i’m sure it’s happened to someone out of all the internet users


    Comment by chris — June 10, 2004 @ 12:28 am
  3. If you get that prison torture planning report that Ashcroft is hiding from Congress, you know the one that he is withholding while not invoking a single privledge or even a constitutional ammendment but just saying he will not hand it over even though by law he has to hand it over to congress, and put it on your site, then i think they will be forced to kidnap you..and i am sure we will eventually find pictures of you naked in a pigpile with suspected terrorists, thus making it the worst kidnapping since the lindburg baby…worst kidnapping ever!


    Comment by SnackMaster3000 — June 10, 2004 @ 10:30 am
  4. But what if he wants to be naked in a pigpile? Is it still torture??


    Comment by D — June 10, 2004 @ 1:20 pm
  5. well torture is considered, mental, psychological or physical pain that is intentionally inflicted by another…
    so it really depends on what goes on in the pile or if he gets a little jealous of the other naked men in the pile


    Comment by SnackMaster3000 — June 10, 2004 @ 1:28 pm
  6. What if the pigpile consisted only of female terrorists? Would he then be their punishment or reward? Hmmm…


    Comment by D — June 11, 2004 @ 1:28 pm
  7. if you were only so lucky … there are other ways out of boston if not any so productive .


    Comment by christy — June 11, 2004 @ 10:10 pm

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