i was just thinking it’d be pretty sweet if all of the sudden i was kidnapped by the CIA because of something i said on this site or on AIM or whatever. it’d be probably be bad for my health but who knows the crazy things that would happen that i could never tell anyone about.

well anyway, the point is, if i all up and disappear some day, consider that an option i guess.

Michael Moore Cuts Out U.S. Rep.’s Highly Relevant Comments

ah. it’s getting old hacking michael moore’s work apart. in the trailer for his new movie, fahrenheit 9/11, he approaches a congressman, U.S. Rep. Mark Kennedy (R-MN), about getting congressional members’ children to enlist in the military. Kennedy actually has two nephews that served overseas, which he mentioned on film after Moore approached him, but Moore, of course, edited it out. Can we just all agree to not believe anything Michael Moore makes, regardless of our political views?

Memo Offered Justification for Use of Torture

it’s crazy how the bush administration manages to dig itself further into controversy, especially so near the elections. in that august 2002 memo, the white house was advised that a) torturing al-qaeda prisoners may occur because b) international laws regarding torture might be what they consider “unconstitutional”. so not only was torture considered an option, but in a way that international law may be bent or broken for it. it’s becoming more and more obvious that this administration does basically whatever the hell it wants.

Related: Ashcroft Refuses to Release ‘02 Memo

look out, america. the french hate you more than you hate them. your little freedom fry incident is going to come back to haunt you. no longer will your fathers go off to work to american car-making corporations and get fat and feed you off of the money they make selling SUVs in france. suckas.

Lightning kills 90 sheep in Indian mountains

yeah, i know this is a senseless, natural tragedy, but the whole concept of sheep getting zapped from the sky to be “half burnt” and “bleeding from their mouths” is pretty comical. 86 of the unfortunate sheep passed away, but word is the lightning immediatelytransformed the Buddhist sheep into a healthy school of blowfish .

Related news:
Sheep to be sacrificed after lightning kills Kenyans

flagrant to the b. i knew the whole “no cell phone on airplanes” thing was bound to cause trouble. not only did it cause trouble, but it caused a vietnamese woman to pimpslap a flight attendant and throw water in her grill. i told you this would happen.

anyway, the best quote in the article is, “air rage is rare in the communist country.” booyakasha.