… that when paris hilton and carmen electra kiss on the MTV video awards on thursday or whatever, it will cheapen the whole chicks-making-out-during-award-shows deal to the point where next year, it’ll be courtney love kissing roseanne barr. urrrgghhhh

Update:
Tweeter Center Curiosa Tickets go on sale
Saturday 6/12 @ 10AM.
The show is Saturday, August 7th.

Here is the listing for all other Curiosa tickets available.

thanks to thewicked again.

-Tickets and schedule for the Mansfield, MA Lollapalooza show (August 14-15) at the Tweeter Center. I’m in section 5 on Saturday, and section 1 on Sunday. BSS, Walkmen, and Flaming Lips are the highlights for me.

-Tickets for the !!! show at the Middle East (June 16). and Pitchfork’s review of their new album. I pretty much agree with the entire review. That’s why I didn’t bother writing one.

-Some guy giving a shout out to the delicious Dutch frikandel. Apparently they’re one of those foods that only one nationality enjoys. Like Americans like apple pie and the British love steamed cabbage.

-Homepage of Euro 2004, the sweetest soccer tournament until the World Cup 2006. Spain should kill everyone, if my betting patterns are any indication.

-Some page showing off and selling all kinds of retro stuff. Seems like you have to have an entire apartment full of the stuff to make any of it seem cool though.

-Site of Weight Watcher’s France. Long story.

-Online catalog of Diesel watches

F*cking villagers vote against name change

this gives me an idea. when a new town gets started up, i think the naming rights should be sold by auction, pending approval of course.
perhaps the name can only be sold for a period of 5 or 10 years, and then re-sold. this way, you will probably get a controversial name, via a controversial process, and make money off it. it’s the american way.

Man charged with chalupa assault

is there anything worse than living in iowa and having the last name “lame”?

and uh, then getting arrested for assault by taco?

and then getting out of jail, and realizing that you still live in iowa and your last name is still “lame”?

clearly this man’s tragic life is the fault of all the taco violence shown on the nightly news, k-mart, and the huge chalupa-producing contracts the defense department gives out.

Belgian hot dog wholesaler used dog meat

thankfully the hot dogs were only distributed in europe, where they’re used to having various random contents in their food. i’m sure this has happened in america though, too. a dog here, a goat there, who knows what falls into those giant vats of hot dog slurry?