Woman Tries to Rip Off Cracker Barrel By Planting Mouse In Soup
“‘We learned that the mouse died from a fractured skull before it entered the soup,’ Cracker Barrel spokeswoman Julie Davis said. In addition, the animal had no soup in its lungs, nor had it been cooked.”
easily the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard of. ever. since i was born. a long time ago.
Giant Dead Illegal Royal Sturgeon Stolen
huh? yeah, some dude in wales caught a sturgeon (caviar fish) that was 9 feet long. but since they’re “royal” fish, the catcher must first offer the fish to the Queen. yeah, weird. but yeah, if she says “naw”, he has to give it away or keep it. but he sold it for caviar money, and now faces possible fines and imprisonment.
so the cops impounded the bloated fish carcass, and magically, the enormous, stinking fish is missing thanks to some desperate thieves. if anyone smells the stench of a 9-foot royal dead fish coming from the trunk of a car, please contact local authorities.
New Diet Preaches Removal of 40-lb. Tumors
not so good, al. some african lady had a uterine tumor the six times the weight of an average child, and 40% of her body weight. which apparently makes her normal weight 60 lbs. learn from her, and if you ever have a 35 lb. tumor in you, don’t wait until it’s 40 lbs. before you do something about it.
Junior Seau apologizes for using “faggot” slur at team banquet
good stuff. ol boy junior seau (dolphins linebacker, non-gamblers), managed to apologize rather quickly for his very inpolitically-correct statement Wednesday Night at a Dolphins banquet.
| ‘’I would say `love’ and everybody would say you’re a faggot, but I’m not..'’.
‘’My feminine side might come out once in a while, but I’m telling you, there is a lot of love in that locker room.'’ |
isn’t this spartan show of affection the real story? yikes. we are in the lands of the tumuchinfo tribe. anyway, read the quotes in the article, it’s good.
