‘Fahrenheit 9/11′ to be released this month
strangely, three companies will be distributing. Lion’s Gate, IFC, and Fellowship Adventure Group (FAG - worst accidental(?) acronym ever), the last of which was set up by the weinsteins specifically for this movie. moore says “record” number of screens. boom.
-thanks to thewicked
CIA Chief George Tenet Resigns for Personal Reasons
personally, i wouldnt ever want the job of director of an intelligence agency, simply because what you don’t know can kill everyone else.
Severed Hand Falls From Sky Onto Boat
how many times has this happened in an eddie murphy movie? the pseudo-slapstick “throw the hand over the rail” trick always results in the comical disbelief of the overly normal family below. time to start throwing bigger and better things over rails.
Internet blamed over Japan schoolgirl knife murder
i wonder if she went bowling in columbine that morning.
ok, so, if i ever PO anyone by what i say on here, please don’t stab me to death. i’m mostly only kidding.
Naked Man Arrested Bathing in Car Wash
you know you’ve thought about it before, but you were just never completely drunk enough to actually do it. of course it made sense at the time, but once that turtle wax hardens, you’re in a world of hurt.
Note: taking a shower in the carwash is actually the 3rd most popular device in hobo technology behind the quintessential bag ‘n’ stick and extension cord belt.
