June 1, 2004

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Judge bars use of word ‘victim’ at Bryant trial

now only her name and “alleged victim” may be used to refer to her. also suggested by the defense: “dirtbag”, “slut”, “donkeycakes”, “lucy”, and “holy mother of whores”.

no matter what she gets called, it still won’t be as ridiculous as “kobe bean bryant”. if he wasn’t the best basketball player ever, he’d be working at KFC with a stupid name like that.

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

it seems like a story like this happens nearly every day, but i never get used to it.

you have to wonder about the set of circumstances that led the man to make a decision like that. was this the first time? was it consensual? did other animals have to watch?

Bush Keeps Saddam Gun at White House

how funny would it be if saddam escaped, made his way to the white house, snuck in, manages to attack dubya, and dubya shoots him with his own gun? that’d be crazy

News — Posted by: chris @ 9:06 am

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crush us

Pics — Posted by: chris @ 8:42 am

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“Argentina’s Number One Supplier of Medical Monkeys”

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Buddy Icons — Posted by: chris @ 8:36 am

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