Deal Reached for Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11″ Rights

i actually just watched “Bowling For Columbine” about 30 minutes ago; i was pretty impressed. michael moore tends to walk the fine line between pro-active cynicism and name-calling, but usually keeps his balance. this should definitely be worth watching, especially before november.

look for it to hit american theaters this summer, just in time to completely ruin dubya’s chances. sweet. unless he beats moore to the punch and embarasses his own campaign first.

Pat Benatar to Hawk Hearing-Aid Batteries

wow, how much does pat benatar suck? the only thing more tragic than being a pat benatar fan is being pat benatar. hold on, it gets worse…

as energizer’s new spokesperson, she’ll be leading their new campaign, “It’s Hip To Hear”. oh lord…

also, in a brochure, benatar goes as far to boldly claim, “Our generation has helped shape American culture.”

indeed it sounds like she needs some great hearing aid batteries, cause she clearly can’t hear herself.