Spanky the clown arrested on kiddie porn charges

i’ve always wondered, with priests as well, whether or not pedophilia is a cause or effect of the occupation.

i guess it’s different for everyone, but it seems twice as disturbing if the person takes a job because they’re a pedophile, instead of becoming a pedophile because of the job.

just like: was kevin costner always a terrible actor? or did his movies just turn him into one?

Angry Llamas Scaring Hikers, Horseback Riders

i told you this would happen. this is all because the prices for llama fur collapsed, just like i predicted 5 years ago, rendering them financially worthless, and now they’ve turned to a life of crime and harassment.

did you realize you can buy a llama for about $50? apparently these specific llamas are open to be claimed, so get yourself to Colorado and pick up one dirt cheap before the prices shoot back up. cha-ching

Researcher Dies After Accidental Ebola Jab

ah, clumsiness. it’s the oft-overlooked cog in the gears of evolution. plus, how sketchy would it be to tell people you work in a highly-secured ebola lab in siberia?