British baby conceived from sperm frozen 21 years ago

supa. this means we can all have kids well after we’ve died, something not even God planned for. the eventual effects of this procedure on society should be a castastrophic population boom and massive, hostile killer bee takeover war, but that shouldn’t be for at least a few more decades.

at first, the bees will come representing the wealthy, as they will be the only ones who can afford the procedure, as well as funding the bees’ training. but once the technology becomes bootlegged, the masses will fight back with semi-effective “beetraps”, and ultimately win the war of attrition, while unfortunately eradicating the british from the planet forever. meh.

Bush’s Public Approval Rating at New Low, Poll Says

this is fun news. 50% of people polled disapprove of the guy, which is the only statistic you need to know. nevermind his 2% approval rating (+/-45% error).

bush’s trademark has been to consistently set new lows, so this is right in line with his 4-year plan. whether it be miring us into a painful recession or massacring our foreign relations, Bush has been at the very least, unsurprising

Arkansas Family Marks Birth of 15th Child

all Arkansas jokes aside, the true problem with this story is the ridiculous name game the parents have been playing on their many, many, many children.

all 15 of their first names begin with “J”, the most egregious of them being “John-David” and “Jinger”. also, the father’s name is Jim Bob, giving the family a overall hillbilly quotient of firty, putting them #3 in the North American Standings.