81 Naked Students Set Rollercoaster Record

sorry about blanking out the skin, but if you click on the link, you’ll get a face full.

so make sure your boss isn’t standing over your shoulder.

N.Y. Lawyer Fined for Barking at Witness

now if the attorney only had a T5000 israeli army issue dog barking translation device strapped to him, the court surely would’ve understood him better. i’m sure he was trying to rationally make a valid point, he just happened to be speaking dog while he was doing it. latin and dog aren’t that dissimilar, so let’s give him the benefit of the doubt, ok?

Talking toilet orders men to sit down

german people are messed up. for the teutons, there’s a fine line between discipline and pleasure, as evidenced by both World Wars and now, this.

i guess there’s some english version in the works (british men simply refuse to pee anywhere but on the seat) that says, “you are definitely not to pee standing up … you will make a right mess”. this should finish off the pathetic shred of sexual dignity british men once had.