Bo Derek Speaks Out Against Horsemeat
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| Horses: glue, not food |
while this may seem like a good idea, don’t let her celebrity opinion influence you. her complaint is that good ol’ American horses are being slaughtered for food in Europe, Asia, and probably Iowa.
the thing is, these injured and incapable horses are being slaughtered by factories according to regulations, a process we call euthanasia. the point is, ms. derek is unhealthily concerned with preventing horse euthanasia, putting her #1 on the list of Worst Celebrity Causes of 2004 so far. stay tuned though, word has it Tom Cruise is starting to support the Cereal Spokespersons Local 2344 side in their ongoing labor dispute.
Hastert Lectures McCain on War, Sacrifice
this is exactly why i hate politicians.
Convicted Pedophile Priest Marries Nun In Prison
you have to wonder how much he’s really attracted to her. first of all, the guy swore celibacy at one point, plus he loves little boys, and i’m sure he dabbles in prison scenes. seems like women are way down on his list. dumbest marriage ever.
Israeli prison guards to study dog language
didn’t some japanese company come out with some sort of megaphone that you hold up to a dog and it barks english out?
these clowns are using some non-spaceage traffic light system to distinguish levels of barking, making this easily the most hilarious stunt the Israeli army has done other than that one time they all wore rainbow leisure suits for a day during the Yom Kippur War. classic.
