Woman Attempts to Flush Out Squatting Coke Dealers with Gas Fumes
how many times to i have to make this point?
if you want to get rid of coke-dealing hobos that refuse to leave your house, you don’t use natural gas fumes, you use well-trained paramilitary attack goats.
they’re more reliable than dogs, more ferocious than sharks, and more intelligent than the average ohioan. other than a $500,000 GPS-enhanced laser/sulphuric acid home defense system, they’re easily the best on the market. why would you NOT have them?
look at the statistics. the difference is astonishing. if their services were more affordable, we’d never have to worry about feeling safe in our own homes ever again. congress must do something about this. NOW.
once the word gets out, hopefully we won’t hear any more semi-tragic stories like this.
I must agree, boston was a safer city when the Boston Police Department had paramilitary attack goats, however thanks to some ACLU hippies and a well constructed theory that goats tend to engage in racial profiling we had to resort to other less effective means… damn hippies
Comment by SnackmasterV3.1 — May 19, 2004 @ 1:23 pm