Manchas The Jaguar Strikes Again
talk about insult to injury. some dude gets his finger bitten off by ol Manch and gets tossed from the world-famously crappy Albuquerque zoo for LIFE for getting that finger bitten off.
the weird thing is, they tracked him down, called him and asked if he was missing a finger, and he said no. but then they fingerprinted the finger and matched it to him. why the hell would you lie about getting your finger bitten off by a famous jaguar? i’d be bragging across the state.
it’s like those BS stories that men tell that they caught a dolphin, or got swallowed by an elephant, but this time it’s true. what a pimp.
he just wanted to leave his mark in the jaguar . next ? fucking donkies .
Comment by christy — May 19, 2004 @ 12:47 am
MANCH Vegas, baby, MANCH Vegas
Comment by Sars — May 19, 2004 @ 9:32 am