Why Do Athletes Pee on Their Hands?
it seems a few baseball players, Moises Alou and Jorge Posada, among others, enjoy peeing on their hands in order to make the skin tough .
i’m not sure if this qualifies as a fetish, but attemping to justify peeing your hands as part of your job is the biggest lie possible. they’re only deceiving themselves and their loved ones.
despite not wanting to talk about this any more, i will, and say that urea is found in skin-softening lotions, which makes it that much more ridiculously embarassing that these guys pee all over themselves for tougher skin.
rumor has it that certain japanese league stars rub themselves in bacon fat to run faster, as the wind slides off them better.
Interestingly enough, Chevrolet employs both of these techniques (peeing and bacon fat) in order to make their Tahoe series both tougher and faster!
Comment by Joseph Mama — May 18, 2004 @ 2:22 pm
All those times that i beat up scott and then urinated on him, i was just trying to make him tougher.
Comment by SnackmasterV3.1 — May 18, 2004 @ 4:24 pm
hahaaaaaa
Comment by Sars — May 19, 2004 @ 10:14 am