Fake Cop Nabbed With Naughty Badge

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clearly one of the most elaborate attempts at getting some, ever.

unfortunately for this guy, finding a woman in miami is somehow difficult, forcing him to resort to heinous fakecoppery, including a customized badge that is truly the sign of our times.

i bet you every cop in america has one like this though…

Wheelie crash injures three children

this totally reminds me of that episode of the simpsons, i think it’s ‘take my wife, sleaze’, where homer rides a motorcycle down the street, pops a wheelie, and the bike just flies way into the air and over the house or through the roof or something. been looking for a picture of that online all morning.

Sammy Sosa Throws Out Back While Sneezing

sammy’s always been a comical guy. back in ‘93, with the white sox, sammy wore a bucket of paint on his head during batting practice as a dare, got beaned in the head intentionally 5 times, then walked down the stairs in the dugout, and sprained his neck. then with the cubs in ‘99, sammy brought a lion to the park, and had the lion play right field for him for 3 innings. so this is just another edition of sammy’s classic hilarity, whose brand of comedy always ends up in plenty of his own physical damage. gold.