Jimmy Kimmel Goes On Air as Face Swells
nothing like a good ol’ advil OD to wreck your television face.
if he were truly a comedian, he’d accidentally take another 6 advils to reduce his headache from the swelling.
macrocephalic humor is back.
Canada’s First Cameraphone Porn Conviction; Countless More Expected
not only was this dude caught for “manufacturing & distributing”, but it was technically child porn too. ha. his girlfriend is 17 so that means 6 months in jail and no cell or computer for 2 years.
prosecutor: “We want to deter the public — people who might be thinking of doing this type of thing — from committing these types of crimes,”
that’s the famous canadian school of criminal thought that boasts an impressive .0000001% cameraphone porn involvement in the national population
British Birdwatchers Observe Fake Owl For Days
the only reason any birdwatching enthusiast would ever confuse a regular owl for an owl decoy is because he/she was british. it’s common in the british isles to confuse something dead or inanimate for something alive, because most things living there, from any significant distance, do, in fact, appear to be dead.
in a recent poll, 90% of english people surveyed wish they could actually be mannequins instead of people. this clearly explains the enormous british population in wisconsin.
S. Carolina:
