Mexican Air Force Captures Footage of UFOs
i know i’ve been tough on the mexican air force lately, so perhaps this will be their long-awaited moment in the sun.
i guess they were flying around, saw lights (only a few of which showed up on radar), and felt compelled to say, “I believe they could feel we were pursuing them.”
i think the mexican air force’s investigative division needs to probe the situation and figure out how much tequila was in the cockpit at the time.
Singer John Whitehead Shot Dead, Said Fred
remember how i lovingly paid tribute to McFadden & Whitehead a while back? singers of “aint no stoppin us now”?
remember? no? click here
whitehead was apparently working on his car with a friend, and then proceeded to get capped in the neck. ouch. the police have no leads whatsoever, so an angry mcfadden decided to take things into his own hands. tense and rabid, mcfadden warned the philly community, “if the killer doesn’t turn himself in by high noon thursday, i’m going back into the studio.”
Oddly enough, i think Grant was going to pick the Mexican Air Force to reach the final four in next year’s pool… so do not doubt the powers of the Burros Volandos (the flying donkeys..hell of a mascot they have too)
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 12, 2004 @ 10:09 am
Ouch, direct shot to the goatex.
Comment by gnutz — May 12, 2004 @ 10:30 am
did you know that the mexican air force has a division that rides giant bats?
i know it sounds crazy, but…
Comment by c4 — May 12, 2004 @ 10:37 am
Hey I see that SynapticBlur.com is listing itself as the #2 non-accredited university in Boston, is this where scott got his masters in spanish?
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 12, 2004 @ 10:50 am
Me cago en tus putos muertos Snackbastard3K!
Comment by Joseph Mama — May 12, 2004 @ 11:40 am