Man Bitten to Death by Sexually Aroused Horse
according to the coroner, the cause of death may be from either of two things: severed jugular or destroyed spine. i’m going with “a little of each”
i’ve always had a significant fear of being bitten or eaten to death by something that could clearly not eat me, such as a cat, or a horse even. so for this to turn out so poorly for the human, i’m feeling pretty nervous. also, how embarassing would it be to covered in many tiny, fatal horsebites?
Famous Kentucky Castle Heavily Damaged in Fire
this castle was a staple of my childhood. seriously. i guess some couple went to europe and came back and built a castle but divorced before it was finished and now it’s just like…there.
while the thing burned, a ton of motorists parked and watched it, bringing “Burning Castle Watching” back up to #3 on the list of Top Kentucky Activities behind #2, “Squirrel Chasing”, and #1, “Shooting Shotguns at Trucks from Rocking Chairs”
Best headlines EVER!
Comment by gnutz — May 11, 2004 @ 11:06 am
Anything that mentions a castle in kentucky and is not referring to a larger Burger King is pretty amazing
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 11, 2004 @ 12:58 pm