May 10, 2004

Jamaica Monday permalink

Judge orders couple not to have children

booyakasha. banning specific reproduction one of my favorite legal tricks.

but it’s weird, i guess the court is paying for their sterilizations if they choose to accept them. i guess the tax i paid on my car tags is going to a good cause though. there’s a special comfort knowing it’s going towards tying a dude’s wires.

Andre 3000’s bizarre alter-ego “Johnny Vulture” to be have own show on Adult Swim

andre 3k’s swollen ego has been making the point of establishing the concept of ghettoflash retrowait…ok someone in my office just said “he died?!?” really surprised…anyway, establishing it just for the purpose of elminating it from happening again in such a manner. he’s trying to rid the blessed future earth of terrible, goofy style. until the cycle repeats again.

Guy fills up car with wrong gas; tries to vacuum it out; does £1,000 of damage

this is why i love the germans. most of the time, they’re quirky and drunk, and are the best example of real-life dry humor other than the albanians. what WHAT

News — Posted by: chris @ 11:25 am


1 Comment »

  1. speaking or sterilization and darwinism, i have been invited to fire off a few rounds at the BPD gun range this thursday.. please start a betting pool on amount of blood loss and which body part i hit


    Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 10, 2004 @ 3:53 pm

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