seeing as it’s coming up on the 3rd weekend of May, it’s time we all started to do a little more barbequeing.
the weather’s probably nice where you are, i’m sure you have friends, and are willing to have fun.
here’s a step-by-step process of how to have a kickin bbq:
Purchase a grill or grill-like substance:
Consumer Reports Grillinfo - Ace Hardware - Costco - Lowe’s - Sears - Yahoo Shopping - BBQ in the UK
For starters:
-Grilling HQ @ epicurious.com
-Converse with other BBQ people
What to burn:
-Tons of recipes (like you need any more)
-Get fresh, frozen BBQ shipped anywhere
What to wear:
-Minimalist/Sarcastic aprons
For the amateurs:
-Martha Stewart Grilling Recipes & Etiquette
that’s pretty much all you should need, except for some sweet BBQin’ music. i personally recommend something upbeat, perhaps with a splash of reggae. remember, the first rule of BBQ music is “the looser the beat, the sweeter the meat”
also, if applicable, be sure to set a kid’s table. BBQ can be messy and obnoxious, so the quarantine method may be necessary.
Good luck and be sure to lick your fingers before answering your cell phone.


I sure do hate to see you a suckin’ on the hind tit C4!
Comment by Joseph Mama — May 10, 2004 @ 3:43 pm
i could have sworn it was the second week of may..was saturday may 1, considered its own week?
when is the first 59 linden st bbq??
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 10, 2004 @ 3:49 pm