Calif. Man Nailguns Skull 6 Times; Comes Away No Dumber
as far as nailgun accidents go, this has to be one of the more amusing ones i’ve seen lately.
i seem to recall in october 2003, a man was using a nailgun in his barn and accidentally nailgunned a goat, which proceeded to buck around the barn and kick over a jack-o-lantern, setting a barnfire that would later spread to the man’s house.
also, earlier this year, in norway, a boy stole his father’s nailgun, and killed the notorious, 200-year-old “Wulfenshank” that had been ravaging the countryside and responsible for 1,736 innocent deaths.
so i guess either some good, some bad, or some flat out hilarity can always be expected every time a nailgun is picked up
World’s Greatest Crime-Fighting Gorilla Dies
gorilla dance,
gorilla dance
RIP 4eva homes,
gorilla dance.


wulfenshank, we hardly knew ye!
Comment by gnutz — May 6, 2004 @ 11:33 am
God help all of you if Rudman ever gets his hands on one of those things. He was dangerous enough with a hammer.
Comment by Hiest — May 6, 2004 @ 12:50 pm
Men in Ca will do anything to get repeatedly nailed
Comment by Denise — May 6, 2004 @ 1:57 pm
we all know it was an amazing moment when rudman bought a tool kit… he will never get a nail gun, unless scott eats his chinese food while he is away.. and in that case scott deserves it
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 6, 2004 @ 6:56 pm
“Rudman” and “tool kit” go together about as well as “Rudman” and “old car scent”.
Comment by Hiest — May 6, 2004 @ 7:16 pm