May 4, 2004

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Man’s Stomach Falls Out After Staples Removed

look. both you and i know this is disgusting. but try to see the humor

13 suffer minor injuries in riot at girls prison in Florida

you have to wonder how much the prison guards are going to make selling copies of the surveillance video all over the internet.

ah, it’s good to see, though, that stripping can still cause a good riot. look for mention in the next chapter of my riot anthology.

Sasser Worm Rips Through Internet; Banks, EU Hit

when you get this virus, it locks your computer, deletes everything on your hard drives, sets the processor to explode and the cd drives in your computer to shoot the cds out at you.

that’d be cool though, right?

News — Posted by: chris @ 5:10 pm


3 Comments »

  1. Nothing gives me a woody like “riot in girls’ prison”… but then i realize not all lesbian encounters involve attractive women and that this was probably not a topless riot… and then i finally ask myself: “self, why do you ruin the fun of female prison riots by mentioning reality?” .. and then slowly i wallow in depression.


    Comment by Snackmaster3000 — May 5, 2004 @ 10:43 am
  2. OK who are you “Snackmaster3000″? I’m the real “Snackmaster3000″. I know only one other person that might use that tag and that is AJ. Are you AJ?


    Comment by the real snackmaster 3000 — December 15, 2005 @ 2:52 pm
  3. Paris hilton….

    Paris hilton pictures….


    Trackback by Paris hilton no panties. — July 17, 2008 @ 12:39 am

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