Kentucky Girl Survives Losing Scalp In Pit Bull Attack
yikes. for years i’ve had nightmares about dogs biting my scalp off. now they’re just gonna get worse. great.
this guy isn’t a doctor:
“I guess you would say she was more or less scalped,” Shoffer said. “She had some puncture wounds to her stomach.”
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Elton John brands US Pop Idol viewers ‘incredibly racist’
Social watchdog Elton John has managed to find yet another way to draw unnecessary attention to himself. The pop dandy is apparently in a contest with the equally-as-crappy 70’s idol, Billy Joel, to see who can be involved in the most worthless news story of the week.
So far, the edge still goes to Billy Joel, whose car accident has caused him much personal embarassment compared to the distanced accusations Elton John recently made. Tune in Friday for this week’s score and the winner of the latest round in the decades-long battle of irrelevance.
Now all we need is 70’s Idol Warren Zevon to make an absurd comment… oh wait, he’s dead.
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 28, 2004 @ 9:56 am
after reading this, i must ask why does have to use the word racist? why can’t he introduce this as a bold hypothesis: that young white americans like watching young white americans sing??
no need to make large insults.. next thing you know he will say that britney spears is talentless and that people only like her body… or rather her white aryan body.
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 28, 2004 @ 10:00 am
elton john has long been known for shooting his mouth off to get his name in the papers.
remember back in ‘73 when he called Muhammad Ali a “taco-munching goat”?
Comment by chris — April 28, 2004 @ 10:20 am
I think his worst comment came when said that “Margaret Thatcher was so ugly, looking at her made me even more gay.”
that was just uncalled for.
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 28, 2004 @ 10:40 am
uh dude, have you ever SEEN margaret thatcher?
Comment by chris — April 28, 2004 @ 10:54 am
i have seen worse things wander out of scott’s bedroom in the morning… oh wait that is usually just scott
Comment by Snackmaster3000 — April 28, 2004 @ 11:20 am
Is that mold on his face? Is EJ really just a big block of Stilton?
Comment by Joseph Mama — April 28, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
that’s how EJ looks right after he eats a live cat.
you can practically see it squirming in his gizzard
Comment by chris — April 28, 2004 @ 1:57 pm
“you can practically see it squirming in his gizzard”
Uh, dude….that’s a scalp.
Comment by gnutz — April 28, 2004 @ 2:45 pm
The only accurate description of this particular picture of Elton John that I can come up with includes such terms as “hobbit”, “delusional pop star”, and “down’s syndrome.”
Comment by 59LindenShadyPast — April 28, 2004 @ 7:45 pm