Kentucky Girl Survives Losing Scalp In Pit Bull Attack
yikes. for years i’ve had nightmares about dogs biting my scalp off. now they’re just gonna get worse. great.
this guy isn’t a doctor:
“I guess you would say she was more or less scalped,” Shoffer said. “She had some puncture wounds to her stomach.”
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Elton John brands US Pop Idol viewers ‘incredibly racist’
Social watchdog Elton John has managed to find yet another way to draw unnecessary attention to himself. The pop dandy is apparently in a contest with the equally-as-crappy 70’s idol, Billy Joel, to see who can be involved in the most worthless news story of the week.
So far, the edge still goes to Billy Joel, whose car accident has caused him much personal embarassment compared to the distanced accusations Elton John recently made. Tune in Friday for this week’s score and the winner of the latest round in the decades-long battle of irrelevance.
